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Awake Not Woke
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Awake Not Woke

Awake Not Woke

Awake not Woke is our best-selling light roast coffee that provides you with a fresh start to the day. It is also the best compliment to after-dinner conversations with friends and family to discuss politics, sports, the weather (climate change), or just gossip about local goings on. It is best to consume a cup to prevent being woke, and while we can't guarantee a complete awakening, we can guarantee that you will enjoy the best cup of coffee you will ever drink.

Cup Profile

Light Roast- Starts dry, like our news cycle, then modulates to cello-toned, impending gloom-mellowing fruitiness.

*Available in GROUND, WHOLE BEAN, and COARSE (for cold brew). 

Grind: Whole Bean
Price:
$15.99